Raining outside
Girl girl now is busy girl. She now takes me for walks on alternate mornings. So tiring. She will walk and walk then stop, then ask me to sit then walk again. Sometimes so fierce ask me sit I don’t want sit because backside pain then she hold me down in position. So unfriendly one. then when we are almost reaching home I will walk a bit faster because want to end the walk fast she will ask me to sit. I want to tell her “FASTER GO HOME LA GIRL GIRL LEG WANT TO BREAK!!!” and whining does not help because traffic and cars to many too noisy she cannot hear.
everytime I come back from kai kai I will feel like my whole diva body feel like slamming onto the floor and not move. and after walking always feel so hot and smelly and no appetite to eat because want to drink water but cannot move because too tired just want to stand there. *whine* but lucky today rain so we never go walk. yipppppppeeeee!!! so she go work early …*roooof*
everyday girl girl must look after the house. kor kor now don’t bark so much at peoplea anymore. is my turn to guard the house, show them my big dog ferocious bark and scare them away. Girl girl know they scared of me. *roof*
The nice person make alot of carrot sticks and apple drops for me and kor kor. So nice to eat. Sjeting jie jie also help to make. She carry me many many on Saturday. Nice nice nice. Girl girl like the apple drop better. That day the big one put two apple drop and one carrot stick on her palm and show me let me choose girl girl choose the carrot one because carrot one easier to bite and smaller but like the apple drop because apple drop moist and softer. Kor kor like both. He say both taste very nice he everytime cannot decide and say why gromit can choose but he cannot choose so unfair. He always eat apples and carrots that ah ma give him. Ah ma everytime give kor kor carrot and apple to eat. girl girl get lesser because I run slower. Must run faster the next time.
Girl girl think tomorrow sure will go walk. Please rain tomorrow. Amen.
a short one
got smell of two dogs, one shit-zu cross with silkee and another maltees cross with something. chao chao. Is it she go play never bring me? I wnat to go also. bring me!! bring me!!
I pom pom yesterday again. Ah ma says my arm pit area very sticky. whose fault?? not girl girl of cos’. oh, today change bed sheet again. I dont like. got one fish head got teeth one on the print. So unglam. So uncouth. so fugly. I want the green one same like her one, so girl girl.
Milo
They no late sun go down already never come back yet. Kor kor and me so hungry. Then kor kor say he go into the open door and go find things to eat because he is greedy boy too hungry he say will faint and die. I follow him go because girl girl want to eat what he find also. Cannot let him eat all.
Then Kor Kor got into trouble. He went to room and want to find food. He find one mug of milo. I tell him milo too high why dont we go up and drink. He say shut up dont be stupid who say want to give you eat. So mean hor. Then he attempted to bring the cup of milo down and he broke the milo cup and milo spill everywhere. he drink the milo got small glasses inside the liquid stoopid boy but he still lick. I scared so I never lick the milo. girl girl thinks the glass cut him because he stop licking after awhile.then he step all over big kor kor room got his big foot prints all over the room. everywhere got milo dog paw prints. then milo spill on big kor kor stamp magazine. kor kor is so so so deep in bian bian. The woman is back. She never scold or beat kor kor just went inside room walk all over the room with wet cloth and keep shaking head. Kor kor hide under table because he scared. Kor kor now like stomach ache. Dont know is it glass or milk. She very angry eat dinner scold me ask me go away dont know is it because no more milo to drink or the magazine on the floor got milo that one.
dont care them. I go curl up and orh orh. *snots*
Lady luck don want smile at Kor kor
Kor kor is an unlucky boy nowadays. He is currently like being plagued by sores on his paw top, butt and tummy areas. Girl girl thinks is because he is a dirty boy who likes to rub his body on tree barks and cat poo on grass that is why. Such a disgusting habit of which only he is capable.
Despite that, kor kor is very poor thing. although is his own fault. He can don’t rub but he still does it because it is an itch he has to relieve but that itch relieve comes with a hefty price. Ah ma bathed for him that day and she tried to wash his paws. She accidentally pressed one of the sores and out came a spurt of pus. eeeewww …
Also, a many sun rise ago, he got something spilled on him and ended up with some parts of his fur on the neck solidified by some flour like substance. She don’t know what is it. Ah Ma and big kor kor also don’t know. No one has an idea where he got the thing from. Ah Gong says maybe someone tried to spray anthrax on him to poison him because he always barks at the sweeper who comes to sweep outside every morning. Girl girl don’t think so because me bark at him also but nothing pour on me. He is just ‘sway’ boy roof.
Morning in the house
Girl girl now sleep later in the morning and no longer wake up when she wake up because she always wake up so very early the sun haven’t come out she wake up already. So don’t care her just lie underneath the blanket and sleep. Even when hear the keys cling will still continue to sleep. They won’t take girl girl out anyway so don’t care them.
Sometimes girl girl go under the bed sheet and sleep because the blanket roll out of the bed and don’t know where it landed. Morning half asleep half conscious no consciousness to go look for it. Morever, girl girl has no hands to bring it up again and is a tedious process to use nose to nudge it to place. So just tuck self under the bed sheet and sleep. So nice and warm. She say gromit you look like you are being given birth, everytime she see girl girl tucked under the bed sheet. So the cross cross cross!!! What just give birth!! Hmppphh!!!
Fee-es-tah
that day sunday a few people came to the house in the evening, after they come back with big bags small bags of fooooood.. *lick lips* then the house was filled with aromatic smells which made me very hungry so girl girl keep jumping and jumping but she ignored me. the other one who was cooking also didn’t snack me. she just keep walking here and there, instructing the big one how to do this and that. girl girl saw some shell things, a big bottle of mayo and many many other things. I want snack!! I want snack!! *pout* anyway, although did not get to snack, girl girl was very happy because one of them who come here is Sjeting. I like Sjeting alot alot.she like girl girl also. Like always, she carried me around to and fro the house. She even took pictures of girl girl with the big one’s big black camera. snap snap.. snap snap.. pose .. snap.. snap .. pose.. oh .. yes.. Another person who come, she call him page. don’t know who is he but he is very nice. he came late when the sky was dark.he smells very nice. He is dark skinned like girl girl but not so black and a little strong because he got well-defined muscle. he played with fat kor kor and he say he got dogs before. don’t know what dog he got. he hugged girl girl and say that I am very shy. ya lor.. roof!! roof!! I like him because he is very gentle, this page kor kor. she told him don’t get min pin. is she talking about fat kor kor and me? I thought we are miniature pinschers. what is a min pin anyway? anyway, she say get dashchund because she said they are very clever. dashchund is it the sausage dog? their brains so far away from the other parts of their body. how smart can they be? even if they really are very smart, they not agile like fat kor kor because take time for the impulses to travel from brain to body parts. then if they are sausage, surely kor kor will eat it one. I hear also she say she want to get dashchund if she can but lucky the other she say cannot get another dog because we are two already get one more three too many. why got us not enough she need to get some more dogs? *frown* I still think daschund sausage dog are food not dogs. so puzzling. anyway they cooked alot of nice smelly stuffs which as usual is OUT OF REACH no matter how high I jump. so sad. I begged for a piece of the table action but no one responded to my plea.so bad one. so in the end, I trod out the kitchen, don’t care them.
Pom pom entry
Girl girl is smelly. Really really smelly. auntie said so when she hugged me on Sunday girl girl long time never bathe is it? she asked the one. I want to bring her to the beach. was the answer.The Sjeting say I smell. Although I don’t understand what she meant with all her jabberings to the one, I can tell from the intonation she sounded disgusted. even Ah ma also say I smell and ask the one when bringing me to the beach because if not she want to bath for me but the one keep going out early in the morning when I thought today is the day she is bringing giril girl to swim. then today no sun so cannot pom pom. Girl girl need to pom. Kor kor not smelly anymore because he pomed yesterday after Da Kor Kor bring him out. Now only girl girl is smelly in the house *whines*
Kor Kor
gromit loves meekey kor kor eventhough he always
1. snatch mei mei food and snacks and fakes a people-coming-to-our house-we-must-go-bark-them move to lure girl girl away and then he attack girl girl food!!!
2. smell like a 50 year old pillow case so ‘chao chao’ eeeewwww!
3. likes to squeeze his fat body on girl girl bed everytime one and now the bed is out of shape because he too fat
4. always bump into girl girl then me spin around and knock my head on the floor every time he go crazy with excitement. so pain!
5. play also so rough like to bark loudly and chase me around even when girl girl say don’t want to play already
6. act innocent
7. everyone say he cleverer than me bleah!~
8. run at the first sight of phia or cat being agitated
9. get to go kai kai. So unfair …
10. got bone to gnaw on and I don’t have because phia says too hard for me. WHO SAYS!!
Gromit girl girl and her bedsheet
Ahhh.. the girl girl changed bed sheet today. It is a tee-shirt bed sheet. It is called a tee-shirt bed sheet because it has a head hole and arms hole and torso hole like a tee shirt. This one is NTU brand. I think is quite branded because girl girl saw the AFH also got the same brand one. One tee-shirt is equivalent to one bag of kibbles or three bags of chicken meat. Very expensive hor. The colour is blue one. Dark navy blue. It do not really go well with girl girl red polka dot bed frame but the AFH do not bother and girl girl got no other bed sheet to choose so like that lor. Hmmph~ Fashion disaster speaks of girl girl’s bed.. girl girl must learn how to order online. Then girl girl can get the cotton one I saw. Got flower one. But nevermind la. Girl girl will be positive and think positive. Bed smells new. Bed smells nice. No chou chou smell. Even Kor kor also want to sleep on my bed lor. *ROOOF!!* If girl girl do not want to sleep on my bed mei mei will ask the Gerlyn or the Sjeting let me on the big big bed.
Fat Kor Kor like not feeling well. Yesterday girl girl sleep in the living room because Girl girl was jumping and running around then after all that running, girl girl too tired to walk back so just anyhow sleep la. Is the same. Got soft soft bed also just not as soft as girl gilr diva bed. Later wake up then go back to the nice nice bed to sleep.Fat Kor Kor did not sleep on the bed or the sofa. A little weird because he always says they are his favourite place and if he do not sleep on them he will cannot sleep.Girl girl no have see him yesterday night on the sofa. Maybe is I did not sleep in the big wide room very long already that is why think he not sleep there is strange. Girl girl real sleeping place is in the small room with AFH. Last night, kor kor sleep in the kitchen floor on the don’t want clothes. Maybe he miss big kor kor. Girl girl dont know why also. I ask fat kor kor he ignore me. So rude. Everytime like that. Maybe he emo because the Gerlyn always do not let him sleep on bed. Who ask him so smelly. Or maybe he got flu also *sniggers* everyone in the house got flu. Only AFH dont have because she is the super human. Girl girl want to be like her!! Anyway, dont care him la. I need to go eat food now. Ah ma call me already.
The sheep dog he is not
Kor Kor told me he wants to be a sheep dog when he grows up because he saw on a programme sheep dogs get alot of recognition in society and he say he want every sheep in Singapore to scared of him. He will chase them left and right. Flunk them around the field. Shout at them. Then they will call him a good boi. He likes good boy. I think he should be called ADHD boi. So attention seeking. Worst thing is hor, he use me as practice for his sheep dogging career lor. So irritating. He told me STAY THERE DON’T MOVE then he run in and out of the kitchen when I try to run out he come back again and say the same thing until she come and see then he go away. Then he run around and chase me again shouting at me DONT’ RUN WALK!!! I want to call him the stoopid boi. Singapore where got sheeps? (-.0)”’
Love the Gromit 